That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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