your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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