hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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