Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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