Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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