just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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