id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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