You're my little dorito
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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