She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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