quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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