their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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