I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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