Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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