It's Friday. Sex?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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