Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
