We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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