On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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