God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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