is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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