For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize