Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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