I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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