At least make sure they are 18
Why
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
so much tequila, so little girl.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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