I'm drive I can fine osifer
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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