What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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