every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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