grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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