oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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