their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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