Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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