I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
50% drunk capacity currently
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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