I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
