First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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