You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
i think im in europe. pls send help
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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