I'm jealous of your bromance
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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