just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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