at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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