She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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