I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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