please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
how does that bad decision feel?
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