im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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