"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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