So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize