Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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