I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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