no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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