that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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