Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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