Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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