in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you win again, gameday.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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