so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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