Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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