i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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