There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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