Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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